FBI assassin....

The FBI had an opening for an
assassin. After all the background checks, interviews & testing
were done, there were 3 finalists; two men & a woman.

For
the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door & handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill her!!' The man said, 'You
can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then
you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife & go home.'

The
second man was given the same instructions, took the gun & went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. He came out with
tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said,
'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it
was the woman's turn. She was told to kill her husband. She took the
gun & went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They
heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly & there stood the woman,
wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL: (you'll have to high light it)
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.