Cheesy Jokes about blokes!

I having a pick on men day! lol

Bloke says: Two inches more and id be king!
Woman says: Two inches less and you'd be Queen!!!

Q.Whats the best revenge when a woman steals your man?
A.Let her keep him!

Q.How do you make your bloke scream during sex?
A.Phone Him

Bloke says: Since i first layed ayes on you ie wanted to make love to you badly!
Woman relplys: Well - You've succeeded!

10 things men know about women!
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10.They have Boobs!

Condom Mainia Slogans
Polo condoms - The condom with a hole (not a good seller)
Sainsburys Condoms - Making life taste better
Abby National Condoms - Because lifes complicated enough
Pringles Condoms - Once ya pop ya cant stop
Burger King Condoms - The home of the whopper
GoodYear Condoms - For a longer ride, go wide
Renault Condoms - Size Really Does Matter
Domestos Condoms - Get Right Under the rim.

Bloke says - If i could see you naked id die a happy man
Woman says - If i could see you nacked id die laughing

Whats the differance of a porcupine and a sports car?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

Q.How can you tell that women have a sence of humour?
A.They get married!